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全天下为我火葬场 [The Whole World Is My Crematorium]

比卡比 January 1, 2020

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Synopsis

萧玉案身负重任，因为某种限制，他不得不对着一群狗男人“犯贱”。
任务完成了，限制消失了，萧玉案仰天长啸：啊，这是自由的味道！
把他当玩物，在他身上试蛊的魔尊；表面温柔，实则利用他的师尊；蔑视嫌弃他的师弟；用他的血救自己师兄的云剑阁少阁主——恕他不奉陪了。
后来，萧玉案学会了“换颜术”，他可以变成任何人的模样。
他借此展开了各项业务：只要银子给的够，他就能变成客人所想之人。
萧玉案的生意红红火火，赚得盆满钵满，各路大佬慕名而来。然后——
师尊：阿玉，师尊……错了。
师弟：呜呜呜我再也不会让师兄离开我了！
少阁主：萧玉案，你要我把心掏出来给你看么！
魔尊：宝贝怎样才能原谅我，我让你欺负回来好不好？
追妻火葬场烧遍全天下，萧玉案微笑：别问，问就是没爱过。
【封面是受，追妻最拼命的是攻（已定），非要早期知道攻是谁的就慎入吧】
【只有攻火葬场成功，从始至终1V1，结局HE】
【文案即排雷，每种渣法都写清楚了，酌情跳坑】
【日更，每晚11点左右更新】
内容标签：强强仙侠修真复仇虐渣
搜索关键字：主角：萧玉案 ┃ 配角：萧渡，顾楼吟，慕鹰扬，李闲庭 ┃ 其它：全员追妻火葬场
一句话简介：别问，问就是没爱过
立意：己所不欲，勿施于人

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